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A man’s wife gave birth to two twin children in hospital.
When the man reached his wife in the hospital, it was exactly two o’clock.
The nurse first congratulated the man on the birth of the children, then she said to the man with a smile.
“Sir, it is two o’clock and your wife has also given birth to two children.”
Hearing this, the man said. “”Thank goodness I didn’t arrive at 12 o’clock,
otherwise 12 children would have been born.”
One morning there was a fight between husband and wife over something. Wife beat her husband badly.
After being beaten by his wife, the husband spoke in a sad tone.
“I won’t talk to you anymore after today.”
wife said angrily, “I’m not talking to you anymore,”.
Then both of them got busy with their own work. Half a day passed quietly.
Now the wife had gotten worried, because she had not given any order to her husband for a long time,
so her husband had been watching a movie on the laptop since morning and looked very happy.
Husband’s happiness could not be tolerated by the wife, so she came to her husband in the afternoon and spoke in a very loving tone.
“Are you angry with me?”
The husband angrily turned his face away. Wife spoke again in a sweet tone.
“We should compromise with each other.”
This loving manner of the wife softened the heart of the husband.
So he turned to his wife and spoke. “What kind of compromise?”
Wife spoke. “You apologize, and I’ll forgive you,”.
President of the country went to inspect the lunatic asylum.
A madman asked the president. “Who are you?”
“I am the president of the country,” the president replied.
Madman spoke. “I remember that When I arrived here, I used to claim that I’m the president of the country,”.
Don’t worry, if you stay here for a few days, you will be fine.”
A student failed the exam. His teacher said to him. “You bring your dad along with you tomorrow,
I will tell him about your performance.”
Student spoke with great satisfaction. “What will you do if I don’t bring my father along?”
Teacher said angrily. “If you don’t bring your dad along with you tomorrow, I will upload your result on Facebook and tag your dad.”
Said the student in a threatening tone. “If you upload my result on Facebook, it won’t be good for you,”.
Teacher said again angrily. “Nonsense, you are threatening your teacher.
What would you do if I uploaded your result on Facebook.
Said the student without getting upset. “I’ll tell my mom that my nice teacher is friends with Dad on Facebook,”
A woman was travelling in a train. While closing the window during the journey, one of her fingers was cut.
On this, the woman filed a case in the court against the railway department.
In her petition, she had claimed damages of five hundred thousand dollars against the railway department.
When the case proceedings began, the judge asked this woman a question.
“You have demanded five hundred thousand dollars for one of your fingers.
Was your finger really that valuable?”
Woman replied while crying. “I have claimed very small amount of money sir.
My finger was even more valuable.
Because I used to give my billionaire husband commands with this finger.”
A hen got engaged to a crow. Roosters did not like this thing. They were considering it as their insult.
A rooster asked this hen sarcastically. “”I heard you said no to lots of nice roosters and picked a black crow instead,”.
Hen replied. “Yes, you heard right.”
Rooster said in a pleading manner. “”Please cancel your engagement and marry me instead,”
Hen said with a cold sigh, “You are so beautiful. It was my big wish that I would marry you.
But what can I do, I am compelled. In fact, my father wants the boy to be in the Air Force.”
Wife ordered the husband. “I have to shop, let’s go to the market.”
Since now the husband’s money was going to be spent, that’s why he got very angry.
However, he kept quiet for fear of his wife. Then after a while they both were going towards the market on a motorcycle.
Since the husband was very angry, he started driving the motorbike at a very high speed.
Seeing this, the wife was scared. She said to her husband in a loving tone.
“Honey, could you please drive the motorcycle slowly? I’m feeling scared,”.
Husband suggested calmly, “Sweetheart, if you’re scared, just close your eyes like me,”.
Hearing this, the wife was even more frightened than before.
She said in a scared tone. “Darling, let’s go back home, I don’t have to shop.”
Teacher asked Henry. “What will you become when you grow up?”
Henry said. “I will become a big businessman by doing MBA.
I will have a lot of wealth. In the most expensive area of the city,
I will have my house, and I will have very valuable cars.
I will travel to foreign countries and stay in five star hotels.”
Henry wanted to say a lot more, but the teacher stopped him from speaking more.
Then the teacher said to the rest of the students. “The answer is too long, just give answer.
Luna, now tell me in one sentence, what will you become when you grow up?”
Luna spoke. “I will become Henry’s wife.”
A man’s wife died. He had three children. In order to raise children, the man married a widow.
His new wife also had two children from her first husband. Then after the marriage, two more children were born to them.
One day when the man was working in the office, his wife telephoned him.
Wife said in a panicked voice. “Darling, come home quickly.”
Husband asked worriedly. “What happened?”
Wife told him. “First my children beat your children.
Then after that your children beat my children.
And now your children and my children are beating our children together.
