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Mom I wanna go to river- Mommy Jokes
“But mom, why can’t I go for a bath in the river?”
“Son, the water is very deep.”
“But father is also bathing there.”
“Mom, In case is something else. He is insured.”
Son: “Mom where were you born”?
Mother: “In Los Angeles.”
Son: “Where was my father born?”
Mother: “In Chicago.”
Son: “Where was I born?”
Mother: “In New York.”
Son: “Then I don’t understand how we got together.”
Where were you Yesterday- Mommy Jokes
Teacher: “Why didn’t you come to school yesterday?”
Child: “There was a fight between Mom and Dad.”
Teacher: “What is the reason for you not coming into it?”
Child: “Actually, one of my shoes was in mom’s hand and the other in dad’s hand.”
Girl: “Mom was very happy to meet you. She likes you.”
Boy said blushing: “But I will marry you only. Tell your mother to forget me.”
How You Open the door- Mommy Jokes
Mother asked the son: “Have you put dirty hands marks on the door?”
Son replied: “No, Mom, I always open the door by kicking.”
Mother-in-law: “It has been a long night, your husband hasn’t come home yet. It seems like he may have gone to another woman.”
Daughter-in-law: “Mom, you always think badly. It could also be that he got hit by a truck.”
A man went to his in-laws in the village. Mother-in-law cooked the Chicken and placed it in front of him.
Man spoke. “Mom, what was the need for this?”
Mother-in-law said, “It doesn’t matter, son. We have raised ten hens. We will understand that one hen was eaten by the dog.
Son-in-law: “Auntie, your daughter is very bad.”
Mother-in-law: “That’s why she didn’t find a good boy.”
Ah Mom are you sayinga Joke
A man was 60 years old. He went to see the girl for his marriage.
Seeing this man, the girl’s mother fainted.
When she regained consciousness, she spoke. “This man also came to ask for my relationship 30 years ago.”
Teacher: “Your child is a number one bully.”
Mother: “Thank God my child is number one in something.”
Why are You Looking at me
A child was gazing at a beautiful woman intently. Woman asked, “Why are you looking at me like that? I am your mother‘s age.”
Child replied, “I am also looking at you for my father.”
Mommy I want to marry
Son: “Mom, I will marry a girl who is thirty years old.”
Mother: “If a thirty-year-old girl is not found?”
Son: “Then, get me married to two fifteen-year-old girls.”
What are you saying Granny
A crying child said to his grandmother. ” Grandma, I have been beaten by Harry.”
Grandmother said angrily. “Where is he, I’ll chew him raw?”
Child said innocently. “Grandma, you don’t have teeth in your mouth.”
