Welcome to JokeMock, your go-to source for hilarious jokes and humorous content. In this blog post, we will dive into the world of long jokes, putting the spotlight on their timeless charm in the year 2024. Prepare yourself for an entertaining exploration as we dissect the art of storytelling and long funny jokes. Let’s embark on this laughter-filled journey together!
Long jokes have been a staple of comedy for ages, and in 2024, they continue to reign supreme in the world of humor. These extended tales captivate audiences with their ability to build anticipation and deliver punchlines that leave us rolling on the floor with laughter.
In the digital age, where short attention spans reign, one may wonder if long jokes can still hold their own. Well, ladies and gentlemen, let me assure you, they absolutely can! Long jokes have a unique power to transport us into a realm of absurdity, allowing us to escape the mundane and embrace the unexpected twists and turns that lie ahead. Our Facebook, Twiiter and Pintrest accounts are for updates.
One scout master was very strict, but he used to emphasize on this that every scout in the camp should eat good food.
One day he saw two scouts carrying a large bowl of soup. He ordered. “Bring me a spoon, I want to taste it.”
The boys had just opened their mouths to say something when he said scolding them.
“I won’t hear a word, do what I said.”
So a spoon was brought. He filled a spoon and put it in his mouth, his mouth became.
Most of the soup comes out of the mouth. His eyes boiled up in anger.
He said in extreme anger. “It cannot be called soup at all. Do you call it soup?”
A scout boy said. “No, sir, that’s what we wanted to say that this is Liquid to wash dishes.”
Three friends were arguing among themselves that they do not give any importance to money.
Then a friend took out a hundred dollars from his pocket to prove his point and burned it to ashes.
The other friend laughed at this and he took out five hundred dollars from his pocket and burned it.
After seeing this, the third friend laughed out loud and said: “Just so much courage. Look at me now.”
Then he took out the cheque book from his pocket, wrote ten thousand dollars on the check and set the check on fire.
A guest came to a miser’s house. The miser asked his son to bring half kilogram of good quality meat from somewhere.
The son went to the market and returned home empty-handed after a long time.
Father asked: Where is the meat?”
“Hey, Dad, I went to the butcher and told him, ‘Give me half kilogram of high quality meat!'”.
The butcher said, ‘Don’t worry, I will give you such meat as butter.’
I thought if that’s the case, then I buy butter.
So I gave up my intention of taking meat from the butcher and went straight to the butter man.
I said to the butter man that give me the best butter you have.
The butter man said, don’t worry, I will give you such butter as honey.
I thought if that’s the case, then I buy honey.
“I went to the honey guy and said, ‘Please Give me your best quality honey!'”
The honey guy assured, ‘No worries, I’ll give you honey as clear as water.’
I Thought, with that logic, we’ve got water at home. so I came back empty-handed.”
The miserly father said with a cold sigh: “Son, you have acted very wisely, but we still could not escape the loss.”
The son asked:“What kind of damage?”
The miserly father told his son: “While going from one shop to another, your shoes must have penetrated.”
The son said: “No, father, it’s not like that. I went wearing the guest’s shoes, so there was no harm.”
One day a famous lawyer of the city was going in his big car.
On the way, he saw two men who were uprooting grass on the sides of the road and eating.
He was very surprised. He stopped the car to investigate the matter.
On inquiry, it was found that they are very poor and have nothing to eat, so they are forced to eat grass.
Hearing this, the lawyer said to one of them: “You come with me.”
“But sir! Where will my wife and three children go?” Said the man looking at the lawyer with hopeful eyes.
The lawyer thought something and said: “Take them along too.”
Then the lawyer looked at the other man. He was also looking at the lawyer with hopeful eyes.
The lawyer also asked him to go along to which he said nervously: “But Sir, I have a wife and five children.”
The lawyer laughed. “Very well, take them along too.”
Both the families sat in the lawyer’s car with great difficulty. Their condition in the car was as if many chickens had been dumped in a small box.
When the car started moving, a man looked at the lawyer with grateful eyes and said: “Sir! You are a very kind and generous man, thank you very much. Where are you taking us now?”
The lawyer replied confidently: “No problem, the grass in the garden of my house has grown more than a foot high.”
A teacher asked his students to describe the definition of girl.
The first boy describes the definition of girl with these words: “A girl is like a flower, keep smelling it, keep smelling it, when you get bored, change it.”
The second boy described the definition of girl something like this: “A girl is like a book, keep reading it, keep reading it, when you get bored, change it.”
Now the third student was a funny. He describes the definition of girl with these interesting words: “A girl is like a gramophone record,
listen to it over and over again, when you are bored, change the side and listen again.”
A monkey saw a lion sleeping in the jungle. Spotting the sleeping lion, the monkey considered pulling a prank on him.
He slapped the lion and ran away. The lion’s eye opened, he also ran after the monkey.
The monkey ran quickly and entered into a park. People were busy reading newspapers sitting on benches in the park.
The monkey also sat between the people by holding a newspaper. In the meantime, the lion came there gasping and stood beside the monkey and said.” Have you seen any monkey here?”
The monkey said from behind the newspaper.
” Are you asking about the monkey who slapped the lion and ran away?
“Upon hearing this, the lion became worried and responded. “Has this news been published in the newspaper?”
A poor man used to write on a piece of paper every day. “O my God, send me ten thousand dollars.”
Then he would tie this paper to a balloon and blow it towards the sky. There was a police station nearby.
When the flying balloon would pass over the police station, the policemen would catch it.
They would open the paper tied to the balloon and read the writing on it and laugh at the prayer of this poor and gullible man.
One day, the policemen decided to help this poor man by reading the text written on the paper tied to the balloon.
So, all the policemen collected donations together. But they could collect only five thousand dollars with great difficulty. Then they gave this money to the poor man’s house.
On the second day, the policemen saw the same balloon again. They were very surprised.
They immediately grabbed the balloon. When they read the text written on the paper tied to the balloon, they lost their consciousness. It was written on paper. “O God, thank you. I have received the money you sent, but you should not have sent this money through the policemen. Those tyrants have eaten half the money themselves.”
One man complained to the hotel manager about the waiter: “Your waiter is very rude, he does not come even when called again and again.
The manager apologized to the customer and called the waiter to scold him.
Then the manager angrily scolded the waiter in the presence of the customer:
“Stupid, incompetent! Sir has been barking like a dog for a long time, and you don’t listen.
If this is the condition of your service, which donkey will come here?”
Two madmen were planning a bank robbery. First madman said: “First we will rob bank number one, then bank number two and then bank number four.”
Second madman said: “But you have forgotten the bank number three.”
First madman said: “I haven’t forgotten it idiot, we will deposit the money we rob in bank number three”.
A wealthy lawyer had no children. He bequeathed that after his death all his wealth should be divided equally among the madmen.
Seeing the will, people asked the reason, and he replied. “I got all this wealth from such people.”
