Welcome to the ultimate collection of corny jokes that are guaranteed to make you groan, roll your eyes, and maybe even chuckle. Get ready for a delightful dose of cheesy humor that will brighten up your day. In this blog post, we will share a variety of corny jokes that will leave you in stitches. So, sit back, relax, and prepare for a laughter-filled adventure! Corny jokes are often referred to as “dad jokes” because they are usually told by dads – the kings of cheesy humor. These jokes can be characterized by their simplicity, lack of sophistication, and frequent use of puns. Corny jokes often rely on wordplay, using double meanings, and absurd situations to create a lighthearted and playful atmosphere. Sometimes, the humor lies in the predictability and groan-inducing nature of the punchline. They are the type of jokes that elicit eye rolls and laughter simultaneously. Here are our Facebook, Twitter, & Pintrest pages.
Son-in-law said to his father-in-law. “Your daughter teases me a lot.”
Father-in-law said with a cold sigh. “I am more worried than you. I have his mother too.”
First woman: “Whenever I cook toasts, the first Toast becomes bad.”
Second woman: “Then why you cooked first Toast.”
Patient: “Doctor, Hard Tortila cooked by my wife is cause of my broken teeth.”
Doctor: “You should have refused to eat.”
Patient: “I had refused.”
Doctor: “Then how did your three teeth break?”
Patient: “When I refused to eat, my wife got angry, so she broke my teeth.”
Subordinate: “Sir, why do you hire only married people?”
Officer: “They handle humiliation in a good way and not in a hurry to head home.”
A bald man had a few hairs left on his head, but these few hairs had grown very long. One day he was going down the street.
Two boys were following him. One of them said with a laugh. “There is grass grown on this man’s head.”
Hearing this, the man spoke. “That’s why two donkeys are following me.”
Someone asked a married man. “What did you do before marriage?”
Tears came to the eyes of the married man and he spoke. “What my heart used to do.”
Teacher: “Is China more distant or the sun?”
Student: “China.”
Teacher said in surprise: “How?”
Student: “Sir, we can see the sun but we cannot see China.”
The father of a little girl was a judge. She asked her father affectionately. “Dad, what surprise gift you have on my birthday?”
The judge, who at the time was busy writing the verdict of a case, said. “Fourteen years of rigorous imprisonment.”
Customer: “Your Bakery’s bread taste very bad.”
Bakery man (angrily): “I have been making bread since you were not even born.”
Customer: “Ok sir. But why are you selling the bread of that time now?”
Doctor: You both husband wife have blood group.
Patient: How can our blood not be the same? She has been drinking my blood for twenty five years.
Girl asked: “Where is my birthday gift?”
Boy said: “Look at that red car.”
Girl said happily: “You are so sweet. “
Boy said: “I have brought the same color nail polish for you.”
A thief stole shoes from a shoe store. Later he was caught.
The judge asked him in court. “You did not think of your wife and children when you stole.”
Thief replied. “Sir, I had thought but the shop only had men’s shoes.
A hundred years old man said to his friend. “I want to get married.”
Friend said. “do it. “
Old man spoke. “Well you tell me whether I should marry a virgin or a widow?”
Friend said. “Marry a virgin, she will soon become a widow.”
Boy said to the girl. “Make me your boyfriend because you don’t have.”
Girl: “I don’t even have a brother.”
Boy: “No problem, I don’t want a brother-in-law.”
Teacher: “Which is the department in which a woman cannot work?”
Student: “Fire brigade.”
Teacher: “Why.”
Student: “A woman’s job is to set fire, not to extinguish.”
Due to overcrowding in the bus, a boy’s hand touched a man’s pocket. Man spoke angrily. “What are you doing?”
Boy replied innocently. “Sir, I am doing O-Levels.”
One man to another man: “Your house is burning. Go home quickly.”
Other man said calmly. “Don’t joke, keys are in my pocket. Then how can there be a fire in the house?”
A bee sat on a bald man’s head. Another bee spoke. “Wow, what a beautiful house you have found!”
First bee spoke. “No, I have just bought a plot for now.”
Mouse said to the elephant. “Dear elephant, give me your knickers for a day.”
Elephant laughed. “Do you want to wear my Knicker?”
Mouse spoke. “No, my daughter is getting married, I will use your Knicker as a tent.”
Friend said, you show anger in the house, your parents get you married.
When I showed anger today, my parents threw me out of the house.
Teacher: “How old is your father?”
Student: “Ten years”.
Teacher: “How is it possible? You are also ten years old.”
Student: “The day I was born, on that same day he became a father.”
Mother: “Who is Winston Churchill?”
Son: “I don’t know.”
Mother: “Focus on studies.”
Son: “Who is Luna Aunty?”
Mother: “I don’t know.”
Son: “Focus on papa.”
Grandfather explaining to his grandson and said: “Son, we should never offend the God and the doctor.”
Grandson: “But why?”
Grandfather: “If God gets angry, then we have to for doctor, and if the doctor gets angry, he sends us to God.”
A doctor told his patient: “Your kidnies failed.”
The patient cried a lot at first, then wiped his tears and said: “By how many marks?”
