Prepare yourself for a laughter-filled extravaganza as JokeMock unveils the best of humor in our latest blog post! Get ready to dive into a treasure trove of the funniest, wittiest, and downright best jokes you’ll ever come across. At JokeMock, we take humor seriously – and our curated collection of the best jokes is a testament to that. Whether you’re a fan of puns, observational humor, or quick-witted punchlines.
Join us as we journey through the comedic landscape, exploring jokes that have stood the test of time and continue to bring joy to people around the world. From classic one-liners to modern gems, our blog post is a celebration of the universal language of laughter.
But what sets our collection apart is its diversity – we’ve scoured the depths of comedy to bring you jokes that cater to every taste and sensibility. Whether you prefer clean humor for the whole family or edgier jokes that push the boundaries, JokeMock has you covered.
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Plane was running on the runway. A man approached the pilot and said angrily.
“Idiot, I am getting late, and you are taking the plane by road?”
Wife: “The roots of the plant you planted haven’t started growing yet.”
Husband: “How did you know?”
Wife: Every day, I pull it out from the ground and examine it.
Wife: “Can you bring the moon for me?”
Husband placed the mirror in front of her.
Wife: “Do you see me as the moon?”
Husband: “No, look at your face in this mirror and see your desires.”
Doctor: “Don’t worry, Eric, this is just a tiny operation.”
Patient: “Thank you, Doctor, you’ve given me courage. But my name isn’t Eric.”
Doctor: “I know… Eric is my name, and this is my first operation.”
First friend: “How did your lips burn?”
Second friend: “My wife was going to her parents for a few days and I had gone to drop her off at the Railway Station.
As soon as the train blew its horn, I kissed the train’s hot engine in happiness.”
Patient: “Doctor, what can I eat?”
Doctor: “You can eat everything except my fees.”
Teacher: “When lightning flashes in the sky, we notice the light before hearing the sound. Can you explain why this happens?”
Student: “Because our eyes are in the front, and our ears are at the back.”
Judge: “Criminal will be hanged tomorrow morning at 4 o’clock.”
Upon hearing this, the criminal started laughing. Judge asked the reason for laughing. Criminal replied. “I wake up at 9 o’clock in the morning.”
A man had been looking at his fat wife for a long time. Wife asked happily.
“What are you thinking while looking at me?”
Husband replied. “I am thinking that you are my only investment which has doubled.”
Teacher: “If you subtract two from two, what’s the result?”
Student: “I didn’t understand the question.”
Teacher: “Imagine you had two tortillas, and you finished eating both of them. What’s left now?”
Student: “Curry.”
Teacher: “Tell me whether football is male or female.”
Student: “Female.”
Teacher: “How?”
Student: “22 boys run behind the football in the ground, so many boys can only run behind a female.”
Wife: “Why didn’t you water the plants today?”
Husband: “It’s raining outside, I’ll get wet.”
Wife: “Sweetheart, if you’re always scared of getting wet, even in the rain, the plants will dry up.”
Husband: “Today, you and your friend Luna stood at the door and talked for three full hours. Why didn’t you invite her inside?”
Wife: “She is always very busy. She didn’t have time to come inside.”
Wife: “Where are you going?”
Husband: “Going to hunt a tiger.”
Wife: “So go, why are you standing next to me?”
Husband: “How can I go? Dog is standing outside.”
