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A man was kicked by a donkey. Man got very angry. He gave the donkey four kicks in return and said, “Never joke with your father in the future.”
The case of divorce was being heard in the court. Judge asked, “Who will keep the children?”
Wife replied, “I’ll keep the children with me because I endured so much pain giving birth to them and nurtured them for nine months in my womb,
so it’s my right to keep the children with me.”
Husband said to the Judge, “My lord, tell me one thing. If I go to the ATM machine and insert my card,
will the money that comes out belong to me or the bank?”
Wife: “What are you doing?”
Husband: “I am killing flies.”
Wife: “How many flies have you killed so far?”
Husband: “Three females and two males.”
Wife: “How did you know there are three females and two males?’
Husband: “Three flies were sitting in front of the mirror and two flies on the cigarette packet.”
One day the husband got fed up and said to his wife. “There has been one advantage of marrying you.”
Asked wife happily. “Which benefit, darling?”
Husband replied. “I’ve faced the consequences of my sins in this world.”
Teacher: “Tell me how we can keep our school clean.”
Student: “Give the whole school a holiday and the school will remain clean.”
First Thief: “My uncle was very fortunate.”
Second Thief: “How so?”
First Thief: “Judge sentenced him to five months in prison, and he passed away just five days later.”
A man stood in front of a mirror with his eyes closed.
His wife asked. Why are you standing in front of the mirror with close eyes?
Man replied. I’m checking how I look while I’m asleep.
Girl sent a message to the boy on the mobile phone, saying, “I like you.”
Boy became very happy. He also quickly sent a message.
However, he accidentally wrote “shame to you” instead of “same to you.”
Girl got very angry. In her reply message,
she wrote, “You will always be single and die single.”
Husband said to his wife. “My distance vision has deteriorated. I need glasses.”
Wife took her husband’s hand and led him out into the courtyard. T
hen she pointed to the sky and asked her husband. “What is that?”
Husband replied “Sun.”
Wife said angrily. “Donkey, do you want to see the angels beyond this?”
A child was very sick. His father took him to the doctor.
Doctor placed the stethoscope on the child’s chest and said, “Count to ten.”
Child nervously looked at his father and said, “Dad, have you brought me to school again?”
A man was sitting in distress. When his friend asked about the reason for his distress,
the man said, “My wife has said that she would not talk to me for twenty days.”
Friend said, “What is there to be distressed about? You should have been happy.”
Man replied, “I was very happy, but today is the last day of those twenty days.”
First madman: “Does drinking milk make the complexion white?”
Second madman: “Yes, the presence of calcium in milk makes the complexion white.”
First madman: “You are lying. If drinking milk made the complexion white,
then a buffalo’s calf would never be black.”
A girl’s wedding was taking place, and her former lover was also present at the wedding ceremony.
This ex-lover was dressed exactly like the groom. Someone asked him, “Are you the groom?”
Bride’s ex-lover replied, “No, I am the one who lost in the semi-final and today I have come to watch the final.”
When the doctor began examining a beautiful woman, she said, “Doctor, call the nurse here too.”
Doctor smiled and said, “Don’t you trust me?”
Woman replied, “I trust you completely, but I have absolutely no trust in my husband. He is sitting outside with the nurse.”
Husband on telephone: “Darling, I love you.”
Wife: “Then why did you fight with me in the morning?”
Husband: “Oh no, I have dialed the wrong home number by mistake.
