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The judge asked the accused. “You know what will happen if you lie?”
Accused replied. “I will go to hell.”
Judge asked again. “And if you speak the truth, then…?”
Accused replied. “I will lose this case.”
A blind man went to a five-star hotel for eating. The manager asked, placing the menu in front of him. “What will you take sir?”
He explained, “Being blind, I’d like you to dip a spoon in every dish in the kitchen. I’ll smell it and place my order based on the aroma.”
The manager was very surprised to hear this. He thought in his heart. “How can someone identify today’s menu just by smelling it?”
Anyhow, he repeatedly dipped the spoon in various cooked things and gave it to the blind person for smelling. After smelling the spoon, the blind man would tell every time exactly that what item was cooked. Thus, after smelling all the cooked items in the kitchen, he ordered his desired food. This series continued for a week. The blind man would come to the hotel daily. He would order his desired food after smelling the food items and go away after eating. One day the manager thought of playing mischief with blind man. He went to the kitchen and spoke to his wife. “Catherine, wet the spoon with your lips”
Vida rubbed the spoon with her lips and gave it to the manager. The manager went and gave that spoon to the blind man and said. “Tell, what we cooked today.”
The blind man sniffed the spoon and said happily. “My classmate Catherine Lipstick”
A girl said to her boyfriend. “Don’t smoke, it smells bad.”
Hearing this, the boy quit the smoking. A few days later, the girl said him again. “You should stop drinking otherwise your health will deteriorate.”
After that the boy stopped drinking. Then a few days later the girl said to her boyfriend. “You should ride the bike slowly so as not to have an accident.”
The boy also started riding the bike slowly. A few days later the girl said again. “You should change your hair style, I don’t like such hair.”
So, the boy changed his hair style as per his girlfriend’s wish. A few months later, the girl spoke in a sad tone. “You have changed. Now, you’re not as you used to be.”
“Man, how have you made your wife so obedient?” A bachelor friend asked his married friend.
The married friend replied. “I was not a smoker, but on the first night of the wedding, I started smoking cigarettes in front of my bride. The new bride endured for a while, then she said, listen, can you not quit smoking? I said, no. She said please leave smoking for me. I said, ok, I will never smoke cigarettes again for your sake. It had such a great effect on her that she became my obedient.”
After some period, the bachelor friend got married. He tried his friend’s formula. He also did not smoke cigarettes, but he started smoking cigarettes in front of his newlywed bride. The bride endured for a while, but when her patience ran out, she spoke in an angry tone. “Give me a cigarette too.”
The barber of a town in a certain country was very arrogant and obstinate. One day a customer told him that after few days he is going to the capital city and he would also try to meet the king. The barber mocked him. “You will meet the king, I laugh at this thought. Why would the king meet with a fool like you?”
On hearing this, customer kept quiet. A month later, the same customer again went to the barber for a haircut. The barber asked him in a sarcastic tone. “How did you like the capital city?”
“It was a lot of fun and I also met the king.” The customer replied.
“You must have seen the king passing by on some road. “Said the barber with a laugh.
“Yes.” Customer said. “But two guards came to me and they said that the king wants to meet you. They took me to the king.”
“Really…. What did the king say to you?” Inquired the barber in astonishment.
The customer replied calmly. “King asked me, which fool has cut your hair so badly?”
A big hunter went out to play hunting with his wife and mother-in-law. One morning when the wife woke up, she saw her mother missing from the tent. She immediately woke up her sleeping husband and informed him that her mother is missing. Then they both went out in search of the old woman. While passing through the bushes, they suddenly came to an open place and saw that the old woman was standing in front of a lion and both were staring at each other. When the wife saw her mother in danger, she started Screaming. She shouted at her husband. “Hey, do something quickly, lest the lion do any harm to my mother.”
The husband replied calmly. “What can I do, lion has started this feud himself, now he will conclude this drama himself.”
One man asked another man. “How many times a day do you shave?”
The other man replied. “Forty to fifty times.”
The first man asked in surprise. “Are you crazy?”
The other man spoke quickly. “No, I’m a barber.”
A man had a habit of taking tea as soon as he got up in the morning.
His wife used to wake him up every morning with a cup of tea in her hand and he would open his eyes and smile and take the cup of tea from her hand with great love.
One day his wife woke him up as usual. As soon as he opened his eyes, he hit his hand on the cup and dropped the tea on his wife’s clothes.
The wife was very surprised. She innocently inquired the reason. The husband said angrily.
“I was happily receiving the cheque for the prize bond when you put a cup of tea in my hand. You are a stupid woman.”
The husband replied calmly. “What can I do, lion has started this feud himself, now he will conclude this drama himself.”
A king’s wife gave birth to a handsome boy. The king released all the prisoners in joy of the birth of his son. Among these prisoners was a very old man. When the king saw the aged prisoner, he asked him in a soft tone. “Since when have you been imprisoned?”
“From your father’s time.” He replied.
Hearing this, tears came to the king’s eyes. He ordered the soldiers. “Imprison him again. It’s my father’s sign.”
