Step into the heartwarming realm of Jokemock, a special space crafted to celebrate the joyous connection with our little bundles of joy. Here at Jokemock, we recognize that the shared laughter sparked by timeless Kids Jokes is a beautiful language of love, creating bonds that endure through the ages. Our handpicked assortment of Kids Jokes is more than just a source of amusement; it serves as a tribute to the endearing quips shared by moms, crafting moments that etch themselves into the tapestry of our memories.Explore our Kids Jokes page, where each joke acts as a delightful reminder of the warmth and camaraderie that accompanies a hearty laugh. Whether you’re revisiting the classic one-liners from your own childhood or forging new memories with your growing family, Jokemock stands as your ultimate destination for the unparalleled joy that only Kids Jokes can deliver.
One person: “Your little child gives very bad abuses.”
Second person: “There is nothing wrong. When he will be grown up, he will give very good abuses.”
First friend: “What happened? Why are you crying?”
Second friend: “My neighbor has beaten me.”
First friend: “But why?”
Second friend: “Neighbor’s child has gone missing, so I suggested that you search on Google.”
A fat man was riding an elephant. A child started laughing seeing him.
Fat man asked the child. “Have you never seen an elephant?”
Child spoke. “Yeah But I have never seen an elephant riding on Elephant.”
A child was crying. His grandfather said to him. “If I were in your place, I would not cry like this.”
Child replied. “That’s how I am crying, you can cry as you like.”
Daddy said to son, When you does mischief, one hair of the your father turns white.”
Child spoke: “Now I know why all my grandfather’s hairs have turned white?”
Wife: “You don’t love me.”
Husband looked at his three children and said: “If I don’t love you, have you downloaded these three kids from the internet?”
Miser said to his children. “who does not had a dinner will get two dollars for sure”
All the children took two dollars each and went to sleep.
In the morning miser said to them. “Breakfast will be given to him who pays two dollars.”
A small child was angry with his mother and was sitting outside the house.
Father asked. “What happened?”
Child replied.“Your wife is very bad, I want my own wife.”
School teacher complained to the child’s mother. “Your child smells bad. Don’t send him to school without bathing.”
Child‘s mother replied. “He is a child, not a rose. Teach him only, don’t smell him.”
A woman gave birth to twins. Her husband asked her worriedly. “I am the father of one child, who is the father of the other?”
In the hospital, a man was is loving with his newborn baby in his lap when the child urinated.
Man said to the doctor, “Doctor. give us another baby because this baby is leaking.”
A little child was helping his grandfather in digging up potatoes from the field.
When the child got very tired, he said to his grandfather, “Why did you hide all these potatoes in the ground?”
