Welcome to Jokemock, your go-to destination for a hearty dose of humor and jokes for work! We understand that navigating the daily grind can be a challenge, and that’s why our curated collection of Jokes for work is here to lighten the load and bring a smile to your face. At Jokemock, we believe that laughter is the best stress-buster, and our carefully selected work jokes aim to infuse your workday with moments of joy. Picture this: a quick break, a cup of coffee, and jokes for work to brighten the office atmosphere. It’s not just about the punchlines; it’s about fostering a positive and enjoyable work environment. Our jokes for work are crafted to resonate with the everyday experiences, challenges, and triumphs of the workplace. From relatable office banter to witty observations on meetings and deadlines, we’ve got a joke for every cubicle and corner of your workspace.
At an event, an officer was in a very good mood.
“What did your father do?”,Officer asked his secretary
“He was a cobbler”. The secretary replied.
“Then why didn’t he make you a cobbler.”She is not expecting that question.
She was very embarrassed and everyone laughed at the ceremony.
The secretary silenced everyone with a gesture of his hand and addressed the officer. “What did your father do Sir?”
“He was a gentleman,” the officer said smartly.”
The secretary said: “Then why didn’t he make you a gentleman?”
A spy was captured in World War II. The military court sentenced him to death.
An army officer was ordered to take him 10 miles away from the city and shoot him. No vehicle was available.
So the military officer took the spy with him and started walking. They had just travelled a short distance when a strong storm hit.
It became difficult for both of them to walk. The detective said with a cold sigh.
“How unlucky I am to walk a long journey in this weather only to be killed by you.”
The army officer said. “I am more unfortunate than you. You are only going but I have to come back too.”
A military recruit was very tight-lipped by his officer’s strictness. But being a junior, he could not do anything.
One day he asked the officer to vent his anger. “What would you do if I called you an ass?”
Officer replied angrily. “I will court-martial you.”
Recruit asked again. “And Sir…….if I call you an ass in my mind, then what will you do?”
“Then I can’t do anything.” Officer replied.
Recruit spoke. “So sir…..I am thinking you ass in my mind.”
A man had a habit of reading books. He would bring a book from the library. Then he would read this book for a whole week.
A week later he would return the book and get a new book from the library.
So, he used to come from the office every day and sit down to read the book and did not pay any attention to his wife.
The wife was very worried about this habit of her husband. She wanted her husband to give her full attention.
So, one day the wife asked to get her husband’s attention.”I wish God had made me a book and you would read me all the time.”
The husband spoke immediately. “Think again darling! I bring a new book every week.”
An employee telephoned his boss and told him. “Sir, I am not coming today”
Boss said worriedly. “May I ask the reason for the leave?”
Employee replied. “Actually, sir, my mood is not good today.”
Boss said explaining to him. “See when my mood is off I look at my wife which makes my mood recover immediately. You do the same.
The employee said. “Ok sir I will follow your advice today.”
Then two hours later, he telephoned again to his boss and told.“Sir I am coming to the office.
Your wife is really amazing, seeing her, my mood immediately became good.”
A boy went to interview for a job at a railway station.
The officer asked him. “what will you do If two trains are coming in front of each other?”
“I will change the fork.” Boy replied.
Officer asked again. “What will you do if the fork is damaged?”
Boy replied. “I will stand on the track and wave the red cloth.”
Officer asked again. “Suppose driver is not looking at the red cloth.”
Boy replied “I will ask passengers pull the chain to stop the train.”
Officer asked again. “Suppose all the passengers are deaf, they are not listening to you.”
Boy said. “Then I will bring my girlfriend.”
“Is your girlfriend that powerful?” Officer asked in surprise.
Boy replied. “It’s not like that, sir! actually, she is very fond of watching trains collide.”
A man had a habit of leaving the office early. He used to leave the office ten to fifteen minutes before the leave time every day.
Then after some time he got married. After marriage he had completely changed. Now he did not leave the office early. He used to sit in the office for a long time.
One day the boss asked him. “Is there a quarrel going on with the wife?”
“No sir, there’s nothing like that.” Man replied.
Boss asked in surprise. “Then why do you sit in the office for a long time after the office time is over?”
Man told his boss. “Actually my wife also works in an office. In the evening, whoever of us reaches home first, He will cooked food.
Well known Politician’s son was an army officer. He was very proud of his family prestige.
Whenever he got a chance, he would tell others about his family. One day he said to a recruit. “Do you know who my father is?”
Recruite Said, “No, sir!” Ans Ask “Don’t you know about your father?”
A political leader went to a remote village in the country to solicit votes. It was a small village and it had a very small population.
The people of the village gave a great welcome to this political leader. The political leader was very happy with this wonderful reception of the villagers.
So, he said happily to the villagers. “let me know If you People have any problems ”
An old villager stood up from his place. He said “We have two major problems. Our first problem is that there is not a single doctor in our village.”
Political leader smiled. Then he quickly took out his mobile phone from his pocket and started talking to someone. Villagers were looking at him in amazement.
Political leader concluded his talk on the mobile phone and told the villagers. “This problem of yours has been solved. I have spoken to the senior officer of the health department.
Soon a doctor will come to the village.”
After that the political leader said to the villagers. “Now tell me your second problem.”
The same old villager spoke again. “Our second big problem is that there is no signal for mobiles where you are calling to health officer”
A miser bought a new car. Next day he got into his new car and went to the office.
On reaching the office, he stopped the car outside the office.
He had just opened the car door, when a truck hit so hard that the door of the car fell far away.
When the police reached the spot, the miser shouted and said. “Look what this dumb truck driver done to my favourite car.
I bought this car yesterday. Now no matter how much this car is repaired, it cannot be the same as before.I have Never suffered big loss before.
Police officer looked at the miser in amazement and spoke. “Sir! I have never seen a man like you before.
You are worried about the damage to the car while you are not worrying that your entire hand, including the wrist is missing.”
Miser glanced at his arm. Seeing the condition of the arm, he was more worried than before.
He said worriedly. “Oh my god! That means I have lost my new Rado watch too.”
