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Husband to wife: “For the first time in our 40 years of married life, you have made such good tea.”
Wife slapped her hand on her forehead and said: “Oh shit, I gave you my cup by mistake.”
A woman was attacked by a bear. Nearby, her husband was watching the scene with a gun in his hand.
A man said to the woman’s husband. “Why don’t you shoot?”
Husband replied. I will definitely shoot her, but first I want to see if the bear does this work instead of me.”
Husband: “Why are you wasting time on this dog, you cannot train this dog?”
Wife: “You don’t Know but i face more difficulties to train you.”
One woman said to another woman. “Just two months after the wedding, I made my first husband a millionaire.”
“So, was he very poor at first?” The other woman asked.
The first woman replied. “No, before this, he was billionaire.”
Wife: “I have found an easy way to save money.”
Husband: “What a way?”
Wife: “I will deposit my money in the bank and spend your money.”
One woman was proudly telling another woman: “I help my husband with every work. For example, today’s tea was arranged in such a way that I suggested making tea,
my husband made tea, I drank it and my husband washed the dishes.”
Husband: “Darling! I’m getting late from the office. When will breakfast be ready?”
Wife: “You have a habit of making noise. I have been saying for two hours that breakfast will be ready in just fifteen minutes.”
A woman went to visit her parents. Her husband did not go to pick her up. Fifteen days later, the woman telephoned her husband. “Darling, it has been fifteen days since you didn’t come to pick me up. I am left half in your separation. When are you coming to pick me for home?”
Husband said with a smile. “Fifteen days later.”
Doctor called the patient’s wife to him and said. “If you take good care of your husband, serve him well, and keep him stress free, he’ll be Survive.”
When the wife returned, the sick husband asked. “What did the doctor say?”
Wife said in disgust. “The doctor has mentioned that there is no chance for your survival”
Husband: “I love you very much.”
Wife: “I also love you very much. I can fight the whole world for you.”
Husband: “But You consistently fighting with me”
Wife: “You are my world.”
Wife said, looking at the stars in the sky. “What is it that you see every day but cannot break?”
Husband said angrily. “Your mouth.”
Wife: “I always want to Live in your heart.”
Husband: “Okay, but don’t fight with other women there.”
The doctor put a thermometer in the woman’s mouth and asked her to close her mouth. So, the woman sat quietly with a thermometer in her mouth. When some time passed in silence,
The woman’s husband asked the doctor. “How much does this thing cost?
I will buy it and keep it at home.”
Husband and wife were leaving the shopping mall holding hands.
Seeing them, one of their friends said. “Despite the passing of many years, there is still so much love..”
Husband spoke. “Where is the love? If I let go of her hand, she will immediately enter some shop.”
Wife: “I wish I had been married to Devil instead of you.”
Husband: “Brother and sister cannot get married.”
A wolf entered a village. There was a stampede in the entire village. A fat woman spoke to her husband. “Let us also run away, otherwise, the wolf will pick us up.”
Husband spoke: “Don’t be afraid he’s a wolf, not a crane.”
Husband: “You did not cook Rice well.”
Wife: “Eat quietly, these rice has been liked by 512 people on Facebook and 600 people have called it tasty.
Your tantrums aren’t going to end.
Wife: “Why do you go to the balcony when I sing songs?”
Husband: “So that the people of the neighborhood may not think that I am strangling you.”
Husband and wife were traveling. At one place, the husband stopped the car and bought a betel for his wife.
Wife asked. “Why didn’t you take betel for yourself?”
Husband replied. “I can keep quiet even without a betel.
Husband: “I am fed up with your daily demands, so I am going to commit suicide.”
Wife: “Bring one black dress, what will I wear on the days of funeral?”
Wife spoke angrily. “You will not find a place even in hell.”
Husband said. “I don’t desire to go everywhere with you.”
Doctor: “Your wife can only live for two days, I am sorry.”
Husband: “Where a whole lifetime has passed, these two days will also spend.”
Wife: “I’m letting go of the careless driver. Yesterday, he nearly caused a fatal accident with me.”
Husband: “You should consider giving this poor man another opportunity.”
Wife: “Listen, take that bag off the top, my hand is not reaching there.”
Husband: “Your tongue is too long, use it.”
Wife: “When I fight with you, how do you handle your own frustration?”
Husband: “By cleaning the toilet.”
Wife laughed. Husband spoke. “Don’t laugh, I clean the toilet with your toothbrush.”
Wife: “Why aren’t you going to your friend’s wife’s funeral?”
Husband: “I feel ashamed. This is his fourth wife’s funeral and I couldn’t call him to my wife’s funeral even once. “
