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Yesterday a friend was telling me that iron cuts iron and diamond cuts diamond.
Meanwhile, the dog bit him from behind.
A man was sitting with his new girlfriend eating chips. Girlfriend asked in a loving tone. “What are you feeling?”
Man replied. “You’re eating faster than me.”
Police officer said to the woman. “You are very brave. You beat the robber so much that he fell unconscious.
Woman said tremblingly. “I had no idea he was a robber. I thought my husband came home late at night.
First friend: “I wrote love letters to a girl for five years.”
Second friend: “Well, then what happened?”
First friend: “Then she married the postman.”
Teacher: “State any one characteristic of a miser.
Student: “A miser is someone who doesn’t reply even after sending 100 messages.”
Teacher: “Give an example.”
Student: “For example your daughter.”
Boy asked a girl. “Why do girls wear beautiful clothes?”
She told me. “Girls wear nice clothes to make other girls jealous, not to impress boys.”.
First friend: “What day were you born?”
Second friend: “On Sunday.”
First friend: “You’re making me a fool; Sunday is a holiday.”
Teacher: “Name the most powerful organs of the human body.”
Student: “A woman’s tongue and a man’s ears.”
Principal angrily: “If someone goes to the girls’ hostel, the first time there will be a ten dollars fine,
the second time a twenty dollars, and the third time a forty dollars fine.”
A boy asked after thinking for a while: “Sir what will be the monthly package of this?”
First friend: “”My wife has been riding horses to lose weight for the last ten months.”
Second friend: “Then what was the result?”
First friend: “The horse has lost 10 kg in weight.”
Robbers were robbing the passengers. A robber said to a passenger. “Take out whatever you have.”
Passenger said. ” Speak slowly brother, I don’t even have a ticket.”
A man married a short height girl. His friend asked. “Why did you marry a short girl?”
Man spoke. “My grandfather used to say that it’s better to have a small problem than a big one.”
