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Officer: “Why do you fall asleep while working in the office?”
Subordinate: “Sir, my son does not let me sleep at night.”
Officer: “Bring your son with you from tomorrow so that he does not let you sleep here either.”
A man confessed his past sins to his religious leader a day before his wedding.
Religious leader said. “You accept your mistakes so, you will never get punishment in afterlife”
Hearing this, the man was very happy.
Religious leader said. “No need to be happy. Now after marriage, you will be punished for your sins in this world.”
Boy said to Girl: “Darling, please come into my heart.”
Girl got angry. She bent down to take off her shoe.
Seeing this, boy spoke quickly. “Darling, no need to take off shoes.
Come with shoes. This is my heart, not a place of worship.
Doctor said to the patient. “Your kidneys have failed.”
Patient laughed. “Why are you joking, doctor, when I never sent my kidneys to school, then how did they fail?”
A driver was presented in court after the accident. Judge asked him. “How did the accident happen?”
Driver Spoke. “I don’t know, I was sleeping.”
A criminal was sentenced to death. Judge asked him. “If you have any last wish, tell me.”
Criminal spoke. “You hang in my place.”
A boyfriend said showing his girlfriend three tickets. “These are tickets to a great movie. We will have a very enjoyable evening today.”
“But why three tickets?” Girl asked.
Boy replied. “These tickets are for your mom, dad and brother”
A man fell down from a fifty-story building. He said to himself as he passed near the tenth floor.
“There is nothing to worry about. So far, I am fine.”
A man was captured by the cannibals and taken to their chief.
Man was astonished to see that the chief of cannibals was speaking good English and had educated at Oxford University.
He said to the chief. “How can you eat me, while you’re an Oxford educated person?
Chief replied. “With a knife and fork.”
Teacher: “Tell me the Meaning of sorry”
Student: “If man said sorry the fight end and if doctor said sorry the men ends”
Jack had a disease of forgetting. One day he said to his friend. “Can you lend me $5,000? I’ll pay you back when I return from New York.”
“When will you return from New York?” Friend asked.
Jack spoke. “Who is going to New York?”
A person was traveling on the train without a ticket. The ticket checker said to him. “Why did you travel without a ticket?”
He said. “This is our country, everything in it is ours, and trains are also ours.”
Hearing this, the ticket checker said sarcastically. “Come down, the prisons are yours too.”
A patient ran away from the operation theatre. His friend asked the reason for running away from the operation theater.
He spoke. “Nurse was repeatedly saying, don’t fear, it’s a small operation.”
Friend said. “Then what was the problem?”
Patient spoke. “She was supporting the doctor, not me.”
A man married his cousin. A month later, he introduced his wife to someone in these words:
“This is my wife. Earlier, I had a blood relationship with her and now I have a blood pressure relationship with her.”
One friend asked another friend. “Why does steam comes out of the sea early in the morning?”
Second friend replied.”Because at that time fishes are making tea for their breakfast, therefore, steam rises from the sea early in the morning.”
A man said angrily to his servant. “I told you to put the rice in front of the chick, then why did you put the rice in front of the cat?”
Servant spoke. “Sir, the chick is in the cat’s belly.”
Someone asked a doctor. “How can you tell if someone has passed away?”
Doctor replied. “If a man’s heart stops beating, he dies and if a woman’s tongue shuts, she does not live.”
A dog was playing cards in a club. Seeing this scene, a man said to the dog’s owner. “Your dog seems very smart.”
Dog owner said. “Not so smart either. Idiot can’t stop himself from wagging his tail whenever he gets good cards.”
A man complained angrily to the carpenter. “The chair I purchased yesterday broke immediately.”
Carpenter spoke. “Someone must have sat on the chair, otherwise our chair could not break so quickly.”
A fat man fell from a high-rise building. When he regained consciousness in the hospital, he asked. “Am I alive?”
Doctor said. “Yes, but the man you fell on is dead.”
A man risked his life and pulled six people out of the burning building. For doing so, people beat him badly.
But why?
Because they were all fire brigade men, who were extinguishing the fire.
One madman said to another madman. “Wake me up at four o’clock.”
“Sorry brother, I have lost my glasses, so I cannot see the needles of the clock.” Other madman said apologetically.
First madman said. “It doesn’t matter, when you will awake me up, I will see the needles of the clock myself.”
Father: “How much are two plus two?”
Son: “Four”
Father: “Great, You get four dollars for your answer”
Son said while hitting hand on his forehead: “Oh shit, if I knew, I would tell eight.”
First friend: “Why are you standing at the railway station with a dog?”
Second friend: “I am helping people.”
First friend: “But how?”
Second friend: “If a passenger is getting late, I leave the dog behind him and he runs away in fear of the dog and gets on the train.”
First Friend: “How are you brother, how is business going?”
Second friend: “Fifty-fifty.”
First Friend: “What do you mean?”
Second Friend: “in the morning order places and in the evening it is cancelled.”
A man left his house, crying. His head was torn. His friend asked. “What happened?”
He said. “My wife hit me flower on my head.”
The friend said sarcastically. “Your head exploded with flower.”
The man said, wiping his tears. “that flower is in flowerpot”
Manager (to visitor): “Why did you enter in room without permission?”
Visitor: “I have entered in room for getting permission.”
First friend spoke. “I have taken the first step towards divorce.”
Second friend asked nervously. “Why what happened?”
First friend replied. “I got married yesterday.”
Driver: “Madam, petrol has run out. Car can’t go any further.”
Madam: “OK, turn the car back.”
A lion was getting married in the forest.
When the wedding procession started moving, suddenly a mouse started dancing in front of the wedding procession.
Lion said to him. “Why are you dancing? This is not a mouse’s wedding.”
Mouse spoke. “Before marriage I used to be a lion too.”
A youtuber sentenced to death. Judge said to him. “Tell your last wish.”
The youtuber cried and said. “Subscribe to my channel and press the bell icon.”
Fat man said to the thin man. “Seeing you, it seems as if there is a famine in the world.”
Thin man said to him. “And seeing you, it seems as if this famine is due to you.”
