Doctors’ humor humanizes them and helps us to relate to these medical professionals on a personal level. Jokes about doctors make them more approachable, breaking down barriers and reducing anxiety for patients.
Doctor jokes often highlight some of the common experiences patients have with healthcare, making them relatable to a wide audience. These jokes can create a sense of camaraderie among patients and give them a much-needed chuckle, even in challenging times. Laughter is the best medicine, they say, and what better way to laugh than with some rib-tickling jokes about doctors? In this blog post, we bring you a collection of hilarious doctor jokes that will leave you in stitches. From the antics of physicians to the quirks of surgeons, these jokes touch on all aspects of the medical profession. So grab some popcorn, sit back, and get ready to have your funny bone tickled with our compilation of doctor jokes. Our Twitter , Pintrest and Facebook pages for updates.
First Psyco said. “I see donkeys playing football in my sleep at night.”
The other madman spoke in a worried tone. “You have to visit doctor Instantly.”
First madman said: “I will go tomorrow.”
Second madman asked: “But why not today?”
First Madman replied: “Tonight is their final match.”
A Solidier was trying to quit the army job under some pretext. He pondered this for several months. Finally, a suggestion came to his mind.
He went to the doctor and said: “Doctor, my vision is very poor, it doesn’t work at all.”
The doctor said: “Sit at this chair. I will check you in detail.”
“Which chair?”
The doctor grabbed him by the arm and sat him in a chair and asked: “Don’t you see the chair?
“Not at all.”
“Well, now read the fifth line.” The doctor pointed to a chart on the wall.
“Where do I read from?”
“Look at the chart.”
“Which chart?”
“The chart which is hanging on the front of you.”
“But where is the wall?”
Now the doctor had been convinced that he had indeed lost his vision hence he gave him permanent release from the army.
As soon as he came out, he gave a loud laugh. He was very happy. He went to see a movie in a nearby cinema house.
He was taken aback when the film ended. The doctor who had discharged him due to visual impairment was sitting in the seat next to him.
The doctor recognized him but he said without expressing any panic: “Why sir! Where will this bus go?”
Doctor handed over the medicine to the wife of a sick man and said: “Your husband is in dire need of rest, I am giving this sleep medicine.”
“When should this medicine be given to him?” Wife asked.
Doctor said. “You will take this medicine yourself.”
A madman was about to leave the mental hospital after a successful treatment, one of the mental hospital doctors said to him. “How are you feeling today Because you are going to home?”
The recovering madman said in a sad tone, “I am not happy at all, I am very sad today.”
“But why?” Doctor asked in surprise.
The recovering madman said with a cold sigh. “When I came here, I was the president of the country and now I am going back as a common man.”
A teacher could not find a job, he opened a clinic and wrote on the board outside to get treatment for 10 dollars, if treatment is not done, 100 dollars will be returned. A doctor thought it was a good chance to make a hundred dollars. He went to the clinic and said. “Doctor, my taste is gone and i don’t feel sour or bitter taste”
Teacher said to the nurse. “Take Medicine from shelf 25 and give 3 drops”
Nurse dropped three drops into the doctor’s mouth. Doctor said immediately. ” This is petrol.”
Teacher said. “Congratulations your taste is back, take out ten dollars.”
Doctor got very angry. A few days later he went to the clinic again to receive old money. He said to the teacher. “Doctor, my memory has become weak, I don’t remember anything.”
Teacher said to nurse again. “Take Medicine from shelf 25 and give 3 drops”
Hearing this, doctor said. “But this medicine is not for memory it’s for taste.”
Teacher said. “Congratulations your lost memory is back, take out ten dollars.”
This time the doctor went mad with anger. A few days later he went to the clinic again with a new plan in his mind. He said to teacher, “Doctor, my eyesight has become weak.”
Hearing this, teacher took out money from his pocket and extended it to the doctor and said. “I have no medicine for this disease, take hundred dollars.”
Seeing the money in teacher’s hand, doctor said. “But it’s only one dollar.”
Teacher spoke immediately. “Congratulations, you are seeing everything, give me 10 dollars.”
A lady doctor opened a new clinic. After a while a man entered the clinic. Lady Doctor picked up receiver of the phone to
show herself busy and started talking.
She was pretending up like that as if she was giving instructions to a patient on the phone. After a long time,
she put down the receiver of the phone and then she said looking at the man. “Yes, tell me what happened?”
Man laughed and said. “I am from telephone department. I have come to activate your phone connection.
If you have finished talking, I activate the phone.”
One man’s eyesight was getting weak. He went to the doctor for treatment. After examining the eyes, doctor said to him:
“Do not immediately wear glasses. You start eating carrots.”
“But my rabbits eat carrots very fondly. This is a strange treatment.” Man said.
Doctor spoke. “Have any of your rabbits been spotted wearing eyeglasses?”
A patient was hospitalized for several days. He had fallen in love with a beautiful nurse at the hospital.
One day when the nurse was checking his blood pressure, he whispered to the nurse. “You are so pretty, I fell in love with you.
I want you to be with me forever, so I do not want to recover.”
“You will never recover now. Nurse told him with a smile. “Doctor has seen you expressing love to me and he also loves me.
A man told his friend. “I am very worried about my horse. It does very strange things. One day I was very ill.
It was difficult to get out of bed due to severe weakness. My wife had gone to visit her parents with the children
and there was no one in the house. Seeing my condition, my horse ran and brought the doctor on his back.”
Said the friend in a jealous tone while praising the horse. “Your horse is very intelligent.
I wish I had such a horse too.”
Man spoke. “Hey, not so smart, horse brought the doctor of animals on his back.”
A man’s friend was a doctor. One day the man thought of playing mischief with his friend. He went to his friend and spoke.
“Friend! I have got a strange disease. I am very worried. Please suggest some good medicine.”
“What happened?” Doctor spoke, turning to his friend. “Tell me about your disease in full detail.”
The man said. “When I close my eyes to sleep, I don’t see anything and after eating food, I also don’t feel hungry.”
The doctor said in a sarcastic tone. “This is a very dangerous disease, but there is nothing to worry about. I can cure your disease.
I am giving you two tablets only. These two tablets are enough for your dangerous disease.
Take one tablet after sleeping at night and the other tablet before waking up in the morning.”
