Get ready for a wild ride into the world of cheeky humor with JokeMock! Our latest blog post is a sidesplitting exploration of Deez Nuts jokes that will have you laughing out loud and maybe blushing a bit. Join us as we dive into the playfully irreverent realm of this classic meme-worthy punchline. At JokeMock, we believe that laughter knows no boundaries, and Deez Nuts jokes are the epitome of good-natured, lighthearted fun. We’ve curated a collection that’s bound to tickle your funny bone and leave you with a grin that lasts all day.
From clever wordplay to unexpected twists, our blog post is a celebration of the humor found in the simplest and most unexpected places. Deez Nuts jokes have become a cultural phenomenon, and we’re here to showcase the best of the best, adding a touch of humor to your daily routine. Media(Facebook, Pintrest, Twitter) are used share daily jokes upadtes.
Husband: “I am having pain in my chest, quickly call an ambulance.”
Wife: “I call now. Tell me your mobile password.”
Husband: “Let it be now the pain is over.”Husband: “I am having pain in my chest, quickly call an ambulance.”
Wife: “I call now. Tell me your mobile password.”
Husband: “Let it be now the pain is over.”
Elderly Patient: “Doctor, my right leg hurts a lot.”
Doctor: “It is due to old age.”
Elderly patient was surprised and said, “But Doctor, my other leg is the same age too!”
Some men and women were crossing the river by boat. Among them was a young man.
When the boat reached the middle of the river, a woman’s child fell into the river.
Woman started shouting that for God’s sake someone should save my child.
Suddenly young man jumped into the river. After a lot of hard work and struggle,
the young man rescued the child and brought him to the shore.
Seeing this scene, people started clapping with joy. A man complimented the young man and said to him.
“You’re really brave; you risked your life to save the child.”
Young man said, gritting his teeth in anger. “Put the nonsense aside for a moment. Just tell me who pushed me in the river?”
Three madmen were talking to each other in the madhouse. First madman said.
“People in our village sleep with two blankets because it’s very cold..”
Second madman spoke. “It is nothing, it is so cold in our village that people sleep with four blankets.”
Third madman spoke. “It is colder in my village than your villages.”
First two madmen spoke in unison. “How does?”
Third madman replied. “It’s extremely cold in our village that the buffaloes give ice cream instead of milk”
A man was washing the dishes in the house when suddenly the neighbor’s wife came.
Neighbor’s wife jokingly said, “I also need a servant to wash the dishes, what compensation will you take?”
Man said laughing, “Okay, I am ready to work for you, whatever my wife gives, you should also give the same.”
Husband told his wife. “When I went to the washroom yesterday,
there was a snake sitting on the commode.”
Wife spoke worriedly. “Oh my God… then what did you do?”
Husband replied. “What was I supposed to do? I told the snake,
‘Brother, you go pee first; my pee has come out in the pant out of fear.’”
A madman was sitting worried. The other madman asked him in a sympathetic tone.
“What happened, brother? You look a little worried.”
First madman spoke in a sad tone.
“Brother, my eyesight is getting weak, I am thinking of getting glasses.”
Second madman spoke. “Brother, no need to worry and no need to wear glasses too.
You should start eating grass from today. After a few days your eyesight will be sharp.”
The first madman stared at the other madman and spoke.
“You mean, now I should start eating grass like horses. Which fool told you this treatment?”
Second madman spoke. “Horses eat grass and I have never seen any horse wear glasses till date.”
The first madman was very happy to hear this. He said to the second madman.
“Yes brother, you are sayingthe right thing. Really this treatment is very easy.”
A stranger entered into a clothing store. The shopkeeper was showing different types of shirts to a woman.
Suddenly the woman screamed. Hearing the scream, the stranger ran away in scared and was caught by two constables on patrol.
After the arrest, it is known that he is a habitual offender and a looter.
The shopkeeper looked at the woman with a grateful eyes and said,
“Thank you very much, lady! Because of you, I was saved from robber today. But how did you know that he was a robber?”
“I didn’t know he was a robber?” Woman said angrily.
“My scream came out when you told price of the shirt.”
A farmer asked for a loan from the bank. Manager asked, “What guarantee will you give?”
Farmer said: “I have 24 cows.”
Therefore, the farmer got the money. After some period,
farmer brought a large amount of money and counted the bank loan amount from it and returned it to manager.
Manager said: “Please deposit the rest of money with us.”
The farmer asked, “What guarantee will you give?”
Husband: “I have invited my friend to dinner.”
Wife: “Have you gone mad? There is so much dirt lying in the house.
You have not even washed the dishes today. I can’t cook anything today.”
Husband: “”I invited him for dinner to show everything because he’s going to marry soon.”
Husband: “Your mother jokes a lot.”
Wife: “What did Mom say?”
Husband: “Today, she was asking me, “Are you happy marrying my daughter?”
First stupid friend: “Yesterday, someone had taken out 100 dollars from my pocket.”
Second stupid friend: “Don’t lie, you had only 50 dollars in your pocket. I had counted the money after going home.”
First stupid friend: “It doesn’t matter how much money there was; you just find out the thief.”
Officer: “Why have you been sitting quietly with your mobile phone to your ear for the last one hour?”
Subordinate: “Sir, I am talking to my wife.”
First friend: “What should I give my girlfriend?”
Second friend: “How does she look?”
First friend: “She is very beautiful.”
Second friend: “Give her my mobile number.
Son: “Dad, can we reach God by airplane?”
Dad: “We could even reach God by car, as long as your mom is Driving.
