Welcome to JokeMock, the ultimate destination for dark jokes! At JokeMock, we celebrate the wit and audacity of dark humor, offering a unique collection that caters to those who enjoy jokes with a twist of irony and a dash of the macabre.
Our blog is a haven for comedy enthusiasts who appreciate the lighter side of life’s darker moments. We delve into why dark jokes resonate with so many, exploring their cultural significance and psychological appeal. We share curated selections that will have you laughing out loud—sometimes despite yourself. Whether you’re new to the world of dark humor or a seasoned aficionado, JokeMock provides a thoughtful and entertaining exploration of this bold comedic genre. Dark jokes often push boundaries and challenge social norms, and that’s what makes them so intriguing. They allow us to confront uncomfortable truths and find humor in adversity, all while providing a cathartic release. At JokeMock, we believe that dark humor, when used responsibly, can be a powerful tool for coping with life’s absurdities.
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In middle of the night, wife’s eyes suddenly opened. She saw that her husband is not in bed. She was worried. So she came to the kitchen in search of her husband.
In the kitchen she saw her husband holding a mug of coffee immersed in deep thought. She asked her husband in a loving tone. “What are you doing here right now?”
Husband asked his wife in a sad tone with a cold sigh. “Darling you remember, when we used to meet secretly 20 years ago.”
“Yes, I remember,” Wife replied.
Husband spoke in a broken tone. “Do you also remember this that one time your father caught us and at that time, he pointed a gun at me and said that marry my daughter or get ready to go to jail for twenty years.”
“Yes, I remember very well.” Wife replied.
Husband said, wiping his tears. “Twenty years have passed since this incident and today I was to be released.”
A married man was talking to his sister on the phone. He was telling his sister while crying. “Sister, I have been married for seventeen years. In these seventeen years my wife has wasted a lot of my money. Whenever I have a fight with him, that bastard sends plane tickets to his two brothers in Los Angeles with my money and they come to Chicago on a plane and beat me a lot. Then I also pay for the return of his two brothers. For God’s sake, tell me some way, I am spending a lot of money.”
Sister spoke. “My dear brother, do so, you shift to Los Angeles and then you won’t have to spend money on plane tickets.”
A man went to the library. He said to the librarian. “Give me a good book.”
“What kind of book would you like to read?” Asked the librarian. “Lightweight, or heavy with thought and emotion?”
Man spoke. “It doesn’t matter to me whether the book is Lightweight or heavy. I am A heavy weight champion”
A gentleman arrived at a luxurious restaurant. He pointedly called waiter to him and placed some money on his hand and said. “This reward is for the work you are going to do for me this evening.”
Waiter was very happy to see the money. He said, understanding the meaning. “Sir, you be absolutely satisfied. When you come with your friends in the evening, I will reserve a perfect place for you.”
“No, no.”Gentleman explained. “In the evening my wife and mother-in-law will come with me and I want that there will be no place available for us.”
A king announced that all the married men of the empire should gather in the capital by tomorrow afternoon and stand in two lines. The men who fear their wives will stand in the first line and the men who do not fear their wives will stand in the second line. So, according to the king’s order, all the married men lined up at the appointed time.
When the king saw the lines, he was very surprised. All the men stood in the first line, while only one man stood in the second line. King asked the man in amazement. “Aren’t you afraid of your wife?”
Man replied. “No such thing sir, I am so scared of my wife.”
“Then why did you stand in the second line?” Asked the king, more surprised.
Man replied. “My wife had ordered me to stand in the second line. If I stood in the first line, she would break my legs.”
A boy fell in love with a married woman living upstairs. One day that lady came back from shopping. She was carrying a heavy bag in her hand. The lover boy immediately stepped forward and grabbed the bag from the woman’s hand and said. “I carry your luggage upstairs.”
When they reached the top floor, the lady smiled and said. “I can say for sure that you smoke.”
Boy was not a smoker, but he thought in his heart that she wanted to take him home on the pretext of smoking, therefore, he said happily. “Yes, I smoke, but how did you know?
Woman replied. “You were gasping while climbing the stairs. From that I assessed that you are definitely a smoker. Now go down the stairs slowly.”
Husband and wife were fighting over something. Their younger child came from outside and spoke in a worried tone. “Why are you fighting?”
The wife said to her son in a loving tone. “Son, you will never talk to your father. I will give you two dollars daily.”
Hearing this the husband also said in a loving tone. “Son, if you will never talk to your mom, I will give you four dollars daily.”
Hearing this, the little child smiled and spoke. “I will never talk to both of you. Now take out today’s six dollars.”
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