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A child asked his father. “Dad, what would you do if you found out that I secured the first position in the exam?”
Father replied. “I will be mad with joy.”
Child said. “I knew that if I secured the first position in the exam you would be mad and because of this fear I have failed the exam.”
A student failed the exam. His teacher said to him. “You bring your dad along with you tomorrow, I will tell him about your performance.”
The student spoke with great satisfaction. “What will you do if I don’t bring my father with me?”
The teacher said angrily. “If you don’t bring your dad along with you tomorrow, I will upload your result on Facebook and tag your dad.”
Said the student in a threatening tone. “If you upload my result on Facebook, it will not be good for you.”
The teacher said again angrily. “Bastard, you are threatening your teacher. What would you do if I uploaded your result on Facebook?
Said the student without getting upset. “I will tell my mom that my beautiful madam is Dad’s friend on Facebook.”
A child was beaten by his mother in front of his father. Child asked his father while crying. “Dad, have you ever been to Afghanistan?”
“No son.” Father replied.
Said the child, wiping his tears. “Then where did you bring this terrorist wife from?”
Daughter: “I love the neighbor and I am leaving you and going with him.”
Father: “Thank you, daughter, you are saving both my money and time.”
Daughter: “Dad, you are misunderstanding. I am reading the letter from Mom.”
Teacher: “What will you do when you grow up?”
Child: “I will get married.”
Teacher: “I mean, what will you become when you grow up?”
Child: “I will be the groom.”
Teacher: “I mean, what will you achieve when you grow up?”
Child: “Bride.”
Teacher: “Rude boy, I mean, what will you do for your mom and dad when you grow up?”
Child: “I will bring a beautiful daughter-in-law for them.”
Teacher: “Stupid, what does your dad want from you?”
Child: “Grandson.”
Teacher: “What is the purpose of your life, you bastard?”
Child: “Marriage.”
Father asked his little son. “Daughter, do you like me or your mother?”
Daughter replied. “I like you both.”
Father said. “No, tell me about one.”
The daughter gave the same answer again. Now the father asked another question. “If I go to London and your mother to Paris, who will you go with?”
Daughter replied. “Paris, because I like Paris more.”
Father asked again. “If I go to Paris and your mother to London, who will you go with?”
Daughter replied. “London.”
Father said. “That means you like your mother more than me.
Daughter said. “It’s not like that, dad! When I have seen Paris once, why should I go there again?”
You are not like your Dad
Girl created a ruckus when she entered the house. The whole family gathered immediately. Father asked in a nervous tone. “What happened daughter?”
“Dad, a boy has been harassing me for two months continuously.” Girl said in tears.
“I call the police right now and teach this bastard a lesson.” Father said angrily and took out his mobile phone from his pocket.
“No dad.” Girl said, wiping away her tears. “Don’t call the police. I want to punish him even more severely.”
“What kind of punishment?” Father said in surprise.
Girl said in a serious tone. “I will marry this boy.”
I don't want to make you Mad
John asked his younger brother. “Shaun, where is the book that dad was calling a very dry book?”
Shaun innocently replied, “Brother, I have put that book in the water to wet it.”
Once I went to the hospital with my father. The father was examined at the hospital by a young lady doctor. That lady doctor was very beautiful. She was beautiful as well as very polite. She was treating the father very well and examining him in full detail.
Father has blood pressure and sugar problems. Since we were traveling that day, father did not take medicine. Because of this, his blood pressure and sugar level both had increased. The lady doctor began to get angry with my father as if she had her own daughter-in-law or daughter. She said explaining to the father: “You should take care of your health and always take medicine on time.”
I was standing by and watching all this while a nurse called the lady doctor: “Dr. Raya, please check the report of this patient.”
I had fallen in love with this beautiful young lady doctor and now after knowing her name, I whispered in father’s ear: “Dad, if Dr. Raya was in our house, how much she would have taken care of you. She would have checked your sugar and blood pressure on time and given you medicine on time.”
The father heard all this and said. “Son, your mother won’t agree, otherwise I’m ready to marry Dr. Raya right now.”
A child asked his father. “Dad, what would you do if you found out that I secured the first position in the exam?”
Father replied. “I will be mad with joy.”
Child said. “I knew that if I secured the first position in the exam you would be mad and because of this fear I have failed the exam.”
Son-in-law: “Uncle, your daughter has no brain.”
Father-in-law: “Son, before marriage, you had said that you only want my daughter and nothing else
On the first wedding night, the groom did not understand what to say to the bride. Finally,
he got up the courage to say to the bride. “Does your dad know you’re with me this late?”
An oppressed husband said to his son. “Son, I advise you never to get married.”
Son spoke. “Okay, Dad, I won’t marry myself, and I won’t let my sons do it either.”
First friend: “The girl I loved didn’t marry me.”
Second friend: ” Did you not tell her that your father is a rich man?”
First friend: “Yes I had told her.”
Second friend: “Then what happened?”
First friend: “She married my father.”
Father said to the son, “Apart from Social Media, there is a world.”
Son spoke. “You send me the link.”
Father: “Son, fetch me a glass of water.”
Son: “Sorry Dad I am playing a game, I can’t bring water.”
Older Son: “Dad, that’s disobidient. Please go and get it yourself.”
Teacher: “Your son answers every question in reverse.”
Father: “You reverse the question, he will give the answer straight.”
Son: “Dad, could you assist me with my math homework?”
Father: “Of course, son. What’s the problem?”
Son: “Teacher asked me to find the lowest common denominator.”
Father: “Oh, that’s easy. It’s your younger brother!”
Father: “Son, it’s raining. Don’t water the plants.”
Son: “But why, Dad?”
Father: “You’ll get wet in the rain.”
Son said to his miserly father. “Dad, I’m tired of studying. Can I watch TV for a while?”
Miserly father spoke. “Alright, you can watch TV, but don’t turn it on.”
